Dave English's Web Page and Stuff

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blueplane4.gif (10219 bytes)Hello, and welcome to my web page and stuff.  First there are the links to my stuff, followed by some very important disclamer stuff.  Thanks for stopping by.
Cheers, Dave.

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Own the Book! Slipping the Surly Bonds: Great Quotations on Flight is now in print in both US and UK.

"Slipping The Surly Bonds is the coffee-table, christmas and birthday gift aviation fans have been looking for...better buy a few copies of this book: one to keep...the other to give away..."

-- Aviation International News magazine

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blueplane.gif (3280 bytes)The author (that's me) has made every effort in the preparation of this web site to ensure accuracy of the information. However, the information is provided without warranty, either expressed or implied. The author will not be liable for any damages caused or alleged to be caused directly, indirectly, incidentally or consequentially by the information on this web site. While every effort is made to ensure timeliness and accuracy, the information presented within is subject to revision and in no way relieves the pilot-in-command of his/her duties as outlined in FAR Part 91. Apart from a few graduate students, no animals were hurt during the testing of this web site. The mailing list of people receiving updates to Great Aviation Quotes is strictly confidential and will not be distributed or used for anything other than its stated purpose. Don't even think of using anything on this site for navigation. Some settling may have occurred during shipping. This web site is sold by weight not volume. Product names mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners. Play nice with the other kids. Always, always use current charts. If you are still reading this get a life or apply to law school.

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blueplane6.gif (2702 bytes)The FAA's Flight Standards Service official web site contains this disclaimer: "The content of these pages is unofficial and not authority for action. Views and opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the U.S. Department of Transportation or the Federal Aviation Administration." Following the FAA's brave lead I think I can claim that my pages are unofficial and not authority for action, and that my views and opinions expressed here may not reflect English Aviation's views and expressions! If you want definitive guidance on flight operations I can only suggest you have your legal team contact the FAA's chief counsel . . .

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blueplane7.gif (4780 bytes)Best viewed using a frames capable Microsoft  browser, version 4.0 or higher (Netscape users don't see the cool navigation effects). Created in 1996 using Netscape Navigator 3.0 Gold, L View Pro, a beta of Microsoft Image Composer, and Notepad (all running on an old 486 laptop I got just for word processing). Now maintained on a cool Dell Latitude LT laptop running Microsoft FrontPage 98. Internet server maintained at Web Communications, my own connection to the Internet is via the IBM Global Network. The official airline system of Skygod.com is American Airlines and American Eagle. 'CLICK HERE' is not used on this web site, ya FNG. All rights reserved. All pages copyright © 1996-99 English Aviation and covered under a legal agreement with Mc-Graw Hill. Entire site created and maintained for nonprofit educational purposes only. No part of this web site may be reproduced in any manner whatsoever or stored in a retrieval system (apart from normal non-commercial personal Internet usage) without the prior written permission of the author, Dave English, and copyright owner, English Aviation. So there.

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"The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs."

--Time Magazine, 3 July 1995